POKE-EEEEE-MON

oh look! a poke-E-mon trainer....quick quick...i gotta get my poke-E-mon ready for battle!

ok. so i can't go a week without singing the pokemon theme song at least three times in quiet places during my frees. eg. the library, study sessions in quads, a funeral.

but come on. it's pokemon. pokemon.

ash is so hot. his husky ten year old voice is to die for. if i could do any cartoon....well he would be up there with a few others.

his first outfit is definitely the best. the best hat. the green gloves. 80's style jeans and sneakers. that awesome blue and white shirt thing and a green backpack. he can handle my pokeballs. fuck. me. now.

but yeah, with the outfit changes and all, hopefully this doesn't happen...

my favourite pokemon growing up were squirtle:

bulbasaur (this is so wrong. beastiality = not cool):

and charmander:

pikachu was to be added later...much later...roughly one month ago upon reviewing the first episode. he is actually the cutest thing ever. look at him in ash's hat...naaawwww

google chrome = da best. seriously, it's so fast. like grease lightning. and i actually did think of a pokeball the first time i used it.

has anyone else noticed that jiggypuff's face is also its body. kind of reminds me of that octopus thing on the mighty boosh

remember how we all got those "who's that pokemon?" things so easily? well chuck norris beat the system.

togepi is so cute as well.....all constipated like

there's also something very appealing about gary oak's arrogance and crazy asian hair...

this is great. that guy is not though. fat = gross

this is a tshirt. when my friend sent it to me, i almost cried

please don't touch my poke-E-mon

nerdtastic

this guy appeared on my computer screen.

he was lying on a table in a suggestive position, throwing mega floppy disk things towards me like frisbees.

this guy is kind of seedily hot.

hang on a second...

that looks like bill gates

wait a minute...

IT IS BILL GATES!!!!!

what the fuck is going on?!?!? oh how i love bags under the eyes.

he's like macaulay culkin. oh god what the fuck.

oh bill, you're so badass

and buddy holly's rayban like huge glasses with that crooked smile

i won't taint this with what he looks like now...but he is still worth 54 billion dollars....

steve jobs, the apple dude.

I HATE APPLE.

APPLE SUCKS BIG DICKS.

in fact i write these slogans on the two apple stickers that came with my ipod, which i had for two months before i reluctantly started to use it. my sister gave it to me for my birthday. and my other sister bought an ipod for me ages ago, it was even my favourite colour; green, but i rejected it.

i won't bite that apple unless it's poisoned. so i can die and not have to use another apple product again. no wonder he is only worth 6 billion, a ninth of what bill is worth.

especially next to that troll, bill gates looks heavenly.

what a mindfuck. bill gates now is like. whoa god wtf happened.

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

flying etiquette

i have this thing.

i can't sleep on planes.

(or any other type of public transport. except for trains/buses if i'm with someone i like)

this makes 16 hour plane rides quite fun as you can imagine.

it's not that i don't trust pilots. (yeah i totes took a sly shot of some just as i was about to board a plane to brisbane)

i just can't fall asleep. i can't normally anyway. but on planes it's like. ridiculous. i think it's cos i don't want people to touch me or my stuff when i'm unconscious. cos that would be weird. i also don't like taking off and landing. scary. i usually hold someone's hand.

i don't like it when people complain about their discomfort during flying....like, i can't sleep. at least you did. bitch.

plus this one time, i had to sit through 13 hours of this kid crying and kicking on my chair the whole entire time. why did i put up with it? cos they were asian. and i could hear the mum trying to calm him down and saying stuff like "you'll hurt the pretty girl in front of you". and when i turned around after about 7 hours, i saw that the kid was mentally disabled. he had blue eyes (not right for an asian) and a hearing aid i'm pretty sure. plus there was no way a kid would chuck such a bad and continuous tantrum. so i just closed my eyes and didn't think about it. rainbow (my sister) fell asleep on my shoulder and wouldn't stop complaining about the kid. and i was like "do you have a heart dude? are you frickin kidding me? i'm the one that is actually in the seat he is kicking and i'm not complaining. so grow a pair"

then the rest of the trip was lovely:

how cute is this little hispanic boy sitting on the suitcase conveyor belt thing waiting for his backpack:

bondi rescue on a plane? i love you qantas.

tetris on a plane? i love you aircalin. (yes, i got all the way to 99 999 999)

walking in semi rain to the airport? not so cool. but check out our braces! how cool are we. no, seriously, leela from futurama had braces. nuff said. i love us:

i totes have good flying etiquette.

bon voyage? piss off. (piss off yourself...wow just couldn't help myself but quote billy elliot. this is getting bad.)

cera in my pants

everytime i watch a movie with michael cera in it, the following four months consist of me google imaging him at every chance i get. which is pretty much whenever i am on the computer. which is pretty much 24/7.

haha. hahahahaha. ha. hahaha. haha. hahahahah. ha. ha. haha. i promise i'm not drinking still.

red carpet cera:

(awesome green pants and hot tie)

toupee cera:

wacky cera:

(backpack and weird science goggles with permanent marker intials writing on oversized nose? where have i seen that red jacket/shirt before? oh yeah. my hero)

casual cera:

(even just a plain top with a few wacky stripes is cool. as long as it doesn't say hot chilli or piping hot or some other gay thing on it)

writing cera:

(BOMBARDMENT)

flo-rida cera:

late night talk show cera:

wii cera:

bird cera

not cera

time for another arch of the bow.

drunken treasures

i'm still here (not)

scott pilgrim fan video: part one

scott pilgrim fan video: part two

the guys are greasy, fat and gross. but the director is damn hot. yeah i went on their channel and website. and the references and coolness is just awesome.

if only the actors were hotter.

michael cera where are you.

geeky chic

masters of:

buddy holly. (nerd of rock 'n' roll)

graham coxon. (blur. coffee and tv video clip. cute milk dude. nuff said)

jon heder. (napoleon dynamite. helmet hair. fluent in japanese)

rivers cuomo. (yes that is a weezer snuggie)

christopher gorham.

charlieissocoollike aka charliiiiiieeeee mcdonnell. (from the internets)

check out that girl in the right bottom corner having a heart attack: "I FOUND CHARLIEISSOCOOLLIKE!!!"

hexachordal aka tom firely aka tom milsom. (from my sex lair)

tom milsom and charlie mcdonnell together. (they have a internet band together called sons of admirals. haven't checked them out. only their individual solo stuff. i quite like tom milsom)

and michael cera.

(ok i admit it. this whole thing was a sham to lead up to another excuse to put michael cera all over this space. the scott pilgrim post is at the bottom of the page...and it'll go away sooooon)

i'm pretty sure i nudged jenna a little too hard in the cinema when the little scott pilgrim head appeared. and i was like "oh my god. he's gonna say he's gonna get a life and grab the head". and sure enough that's exactly what happened.

michael cera's whole wardrobe is quite similar. BUT FUCKING ACE. a man who can mix and match well is a man with a ticket into my pants.

which leads me to the awesome shirts in scott pilgrim

(the red one with the guitar is shown above):

four and a half

match pik usa

weird circle thing

plumtree (it's a band)

W.W polo shirt (wallace wells - the gay roommate)

scott and ramona's matching outfits:

collars, pockets and ringed shirts.

ok there wasn't many shots of them together during the final fight. but scott is wearing a green shirt with a heart on it that says SP inside. it's actually a smashing pumpkins band shirt. but obviously it's significant cos SP = scott pilgrim and he is fighting for love etc etc. and ramona's hair is green. (also, check out the gaming stats on the bottom of the screen...sex)

pixel skull

i'm pretty sure they were aiming to make this shot as yellow as possible

nerdfighters are go.