Friday, May 6, 2011

the way the cookie crumbles

the hsc sucks big cocks.
i don't think i've ever been more unmotivated in my life.
i haven't blogged. i haven't watched tv. i haven't gone out. shit i haven't even done my work.
i just sit around all day on my fine fine ass doing nothing at all. nothing at all. nothing at all.

i would really like to make interesting cookies right now.
anzac biscuits are my favourite flavour.
i think making these would be awesome:
pantone colour swab cookies. a*mazing!

my friend amelia and i made harry potter gingerbread men. it was probably the coolest and funnest thing we've done together ever. we took heaps of photos, with the intention of making a stop motion film. she was in charge of the animation but i ended up doing it myself...with epic narration.
hp is on the left, sirius is the blue and brown dog on the bottom, there are several griffins, dumbledore is in the middle, voldy is the green one, fred/george weasley is in the tie and underwear with the awesome hair, draco is up the top with white hair and hagrid's choc chip hair is in the top left corner. there were many many more.

you know what i like...puns. sweet punnage can lighten any mood (most of the time)
i remember this bullying site with a game that my school made us play in year 9 or so. you had to live a make believe life choosing situations and stuff. one guy said "oh man i gotta make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here" best. thing. ever.

actually no, this is the best thing ever:
yeah chazz is just chilling in a maths textbook. boom.

my cat is a brat. but he's cute sometimes.
demon cat.

when i got my new phone, people wanted to play with it so bad. but i'm possessive so i was like NO NO NO NO ONO NONONONONON...NO. they got it at lunch time with i was doing work and i let them have it for a bit cos they only took photos.
here's a sly shot my friend took of me at recess.
and another sly shot by my sister at home
here's a not so sly shot of me. suck it bitch i posed.
FLAT STANLEY!!!!! best book ever. i wish i owned one. i might have to steal the library's one.
so i think hungrythirsty has been killed. three times...thanks hornsby train station. fucking cityrail repeating everything a billion times. like the damn terminating announcements. i know it's terminating. fuck off.
if i had a daughter (heaven forbid please god no) she would look like this:
this broken chair made me laugh for a whole train ride with my friends. we must have been totally fried off our faces.
no more no more