POKE-EEEEE-MON

oh look! a poke-E-mon trainer....quick quick...i gotta get my poke-E-mon ready for battle!

ok. so i can't go a week without singing the pokemon theme song at least three times in quiet places during my frees. eg. the library, study sessions in quads, a funeral.

but come on. it's pokemon. pokemon.

ash is so hot. his husky ten year old voice is to die for. if i could do any cartoon....well he would be up there with a few others.

his first outfit is definitely the best. the best hat. the green gloves. 80's style jeans and sneakers. that awesome blue and white shirt thing and a green backpack. he can handle my pokeballs. fuck. me. now.

but yeah, with the outfit changes and all, hopefully this doesn't happen...

my favourite pokemon growing up were squirtle:

bulbasaur (this is so wrong. beastiality = not cool):

and charmander:

pikachu was to be added later...much later...roughly one month ago upon reviewing the first episode. he is actually the cutest thing ever. look at him in ash's hat...naaawwww

google chrome = da best. seriously, it's so fast. like grease lightning. and i actually did think of a pokeball the first time i used it.

has anyone else noticed that jiggypuff's face is also its body. kind of reminds me of that octopus thing on the mighty boosh

remember how we all got those "who's that pokemon?" things so easily? well chuck norris beat the system.

togepi is so cute as well.....all constipated like

there's also something very appealing about gary oak's arrogance and crazy asian hair...

this is great. that guy is not though. fat = gross

this is a tshirt. when my friend sent it to me, i almost cried

please don't touch my poke-E-mon

WHAAAA???

ok so my friend nicole sent me this awesome link to killmydaynow.com and i saw some of the funniest shit i've seen in a while

i go for the chicago bulls cos my cousin did, and i practically worshipped him until i was like four.

that better be a comic book mr. roboto

i don't know if hoboken is quite close enough to hadouken...but that silhouette is pretty awesome and any street fighters reference = win

james deeeeean. fuck me nooooow. holy shit, rebel without a cause is the coolest, simplest, awesomest movie ever. it's like the play medea, but hotter and not as fucked up. i just like how they both only cover one day. like the whole story is only one day

oh and fry from futurama is hot and likes the green day album dookie (the poster on the wall is the album cover, yes it was even smaller than that when i discovered it, i'm a god)

MINDFUCK

this is so good. and the dad is awesome

those penny snatching cheapskate scumbags at nintendo

the caption is so good

conan o'brien is a freaking legend

did you know that he used to write scripts for the simpsons? yeah that's why he was on it. on the best. episode. ever. the i didn't do it boy episode. win. the best performance of your life? the BEST performance of my life. best.

bart trying to be all suave like

conan shutting him down. "just say the line"

"stop dancing. only i may dance"

they even got pokemon

i will never look at dugtrio or diglett the same ever again. how fucked up.

seriously, pokemon will never be the same. i want ash :(

and the piece de resistance:

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK

emma watson looks like such a man in this picture. how very disappointing.

totallylookslike.com

sure this website looks shit.

and the colour scheme is something you'd find on a parenting site (baby green, beige, white, that sort of thing).

but some of the look-alikes are actually gold.

and i couldn't be bothered to find something better to blog about.

i went on this last week. (last last week? i'm not sure. a while ago now anyway) and compiled my favourites from that night.

then never returned to the site....but i probs will when i'm super bored or something.

this one isn't gold though. the guy on the left is in smallville (go superman). and the guy on the right is in xmen and animorphs (the less awesome fucked up animal version of power rangers). why do they look alike? cos they are identical twins. no shit sherlock.

simpsons + batman = i pay attention.

star trek + the kid in hearts in atlantis turned russian = i pay attention + wtf

onion + teenage mutant ninja turtles = HOLY CRAP...wtf....AWESOME!

when i look at emma stone i feel cheated. she is like 96% hot. and 4% damn you why can't you be just that little bit hotter. lisp + weird lips = dealbreaker. but she is dtf. oh and melinda clarke is seriously exactly the same as her. they are both seedy and old acting/sounding.

but superbad + oc = teenage orgasm.

malcolm in the middle + how i met your mother = barney stinson. barney stinson. he is awesome. fucking awesome.

another picture = so fucking awesome. oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh awesome. he is awesome. barney stinson. AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWEEESSSOOOOOOME.

watch his video resume if you haven't yet and are a bit wtf on the lyrics.

plus it's neil patrick harris. nuff said.

cute + funny = YAY! where's the celebratory fairy floss?

i made a speech at my educational institution in a formal assembly accepting head girl (i receive and give good head) in front of everyone. parents, teachers, students, janitors, hobos. and referred to myself as obama, but oriental. i had to stop the applause afterwards. it was ridiculous.

making fun of weird people + futurama = XD

this is actually frickin hilarious. especially post-deception. such a juxtaposition to the seriousness of the movie. and the whole time i never picked up on how ridiculous leonardo looked. probs cos i was checking out joseph gordon levitt. oh god....mm

mario + pokemon = i think i just died.

the beatles + harry potter = why the fuck did they have to decrease the coolness of the beatles.

however, jenna likes harry potter, so i will tolerate it.

the beatles are so hot. this picture is from their movie "a hard day's night" when they are on a train. and this old guy annoys them. so they annoy him back. it's really great. cos they are like "hey mister, can we have our ball back?" and keep knocking on his door. then suddenly they are running alongside the train outside, knocking on his window and screaming "hey mister". it's so screwed up and random. i love it.

laugh out loud moment. ahhh george.