gaming

the best of times are spent with those you love...nah jokes. they are spent with games of course.

time zone may be quite limited...but it was sufficient. i kill at air hockey. the 7-4 win was so worth the pain i feel in my arm right now. my best friend refused to verse me, claiming that i hit the puck way too fast and hard. whatever...sissy.

i came third at car racing. i don't even have my l's. i was beaten by one holding their l's and one holding their...wait for it...p's. yes. asian drivers. the worst kinds. have managed...in this instance...to keep up with a p plate bearer. and i haven't read any of the driving manual yet.

we also played this weird japanese game. oh god they are the best kinds. it was like a shooting game but you had to throw those colourful balls from ball pools at the screen. it was touch screen...quite exhilarating. there was also pedals...which we just kept pressing cos we had no idea what they were for. we failed the first task but came back with A+++ in the second. that's right. triple plus. my fake lesbian lover and i stole an orange ball. she kept dropping it under games cos her jacket pocket was really shallow. but i came to the rescue like the false lesbian knight in shining armour i am and picked it up for her several times.

i can only think of one negative in gaming. all hard core gamers, if not asian, are emo asian wannabes and not attractive. should i ever be approached with the rare opportunity of meeting a hot normal gamer, i always get retarded and screw it up before i even meet them. it would be nice to share the gaming passion with more and more people, that aren't sickos with asian fetishes.