Showing posts with label barney stinson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label barney stinson. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

pictorials: 2nd edition

i probably should have broken up that intense playlist verbal vomit with some pictures.
so here are some:

the social network boys
the funny twin dude...
...and there's two of me.

james dean in rebel without a cause
i have this thing. i love looking back at people when i'm in a cinema. it's so funny to see everyone's faces all staring at the same spot. almost cult like. but it doesn't work very well when i'm in the back row :S

barney stinson; he is awesome. so freaking awesome. STINSON.
feel free to take a few breaks while reading the playlist vomit.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

totallylookslike.com

sure this website looks shit.
and the colour scheme is something you'd find on a parenting site (baby green, beige, white, that sort of thing).
but some of the look-alikes are actually gold.
and i couldn't be bothered to find something better to blog about.
i went on this last week. (last last week? i'm not sure. a while ago now anyway) and compiled my favourites from that night.
then never returned to the site....but i probs will when i'm super bored or something.
this one isn't gold though. the guy on the left is in smallville (go superman). and the guy on the right is in xmen and animorphs (the less awesome fucked up animal version of power rangers). why do they look alike? cos they are identical twins. no shit sherlock.
simpsons + batman = i pay attention.
star trek + the kid in hearts in atlantis turned russian = i pay attention + wtf
onion + teenage mutant ninja turtles = HOLY CRAP...wtf....AWESOME!
when i look at emma stone i feel cheated. she is like 96% hot. and 4% damn you why can't you be just that little bit hotter. lisp + weird lips = dealbreaker. but she is dtf. oh and melinda clarke is seriously exactly the same as her. they are both seedy and old acting/sounding.
but superbad + oc = teenage orgasm.
malcolm in the middle + how i met your mother = barney stinson. barney stinson. he is awesome. fucking awesome.
another picture = so fucking awesome. oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh awesome. he is awesome. barney stinson. AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWEEESSSOOOOOOME.
watch his video resume if you haven't yet and are a bit wtf on the lyrics.
plus it's neil patrick harris. nuff said.
cute + funny = YAY! where's the celebratory fairy floss?
i made a speech at my educational institution in a formal assembly accepting head girl (i receive and give good head) in front of everyone. parents, teachers, students, janitors, hobos. and referred to myself as obama, but oriental. i had to stop the applause afterwards. it was ridiculous.
making fun of weird people + futurama = XD
this is actually frickin hilarious. especially post-deception. such a juxtaposition to the seriousness of the movie. and the whole time i never picked up on how ridiculous leonardo looked. probs cos i was checking out joseph gordon levitt. oh god....mm
mario + pokemon = i think i just died.
the beatles + harry potter = why the fuck did they have to decrease the coolness of the beatles.
however, jenna likes harry potter, so i will tolerate it.
the beatles are so hot. this picture is from their movie "a hard day's night" when they are on a train. and this old guy annoys them. so they annoy him back. it's really great. cos they are like "hey mister, can we have our ball back?" and keep knocking on his door. then suddenly they are running alongside the train outside, knocking on his window and screaming "hey mister". it's so screwed up and random. i love it.
laugh out loud moment. ahhh george.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

pro: crastination

here's a pro: doing stuff well
here's a con: it takes a lot of effort

here's a pro: you pick up your instrument to practice
here's a con: the alarming pain in your wrist from rsi makes you procrastinate

here's a pro: you open up google and start researching
here's a con: you start distracting yourself...possibly with youtube or music hunting

here's a pro: you sit on the couch/bed to read
here's a con: you're exhausted from anemia, insomnia and watching the world cup...and pass out

story of my life.

however, i always get things done anyway cos i have a black belt in awesome. i make the impossible...POSSIMPLEBLE. (thank you barney stinson)

just as reliable as phillip lahm...ah yes.