Showing posts with label awesome. Show all posts
Showing posts with label awesome. Show all posts

Saturday, December 10, 2011

crayon vomit



ahh the feeling of freedom. on the other hand, the security of youth is slowly slipping away from me. nevertheless, with the hsc long out of the way and the results arriving in a few short days, i figure a good thing to do is to revisit my old blog.

i'm about to embark on a new project. one that i shall call project "crayon vomit", named after the converse shoes below. they say "oh look i'm conversing"
yes i own those bad boys. the pattern is a kind of tie dye looking thing but one of my friends said a couple of years ago that it looked like the throw up of a child after they had eaten crayola crayons. so what on earth am i doing and why did i choose this name? no, i'm not eating crayons and vomitting just yet.

well, the aim of this game i've devised, for one time play only and for one player; me, is to spend the next few months dying my hair, going through the colours of the rainbow and anything else that the dyes can manage. my attire so far has been nothing but a green tea towel and underwear....SUPERHERO!!!

up high
to the right
giving you the stink eye
yes it is a bit of an experiment. since my hair is very very dark brown, pretty much black. also, since i have an acute fear of baldness, i've only dyed the ends of my hair, which is really really long, so the part that my friends dyed ended up being the length of a long bob. this also ensures that if my hair gets really badly damaged by the end of the 12 or how ever many months i do this for, i can just chop it off. YAY!

so far i've done shades of brown

...red

...and purple

in other words, some fucked up versions of mauve. i'm pretty happy with the result. by the turn of the year, i'll do bright BRIGHT bright colours. which are more permanent cos the purple stuff rinsed out in a few days (i was at a beach house for schoolies) and turned into a mauvey thing

i wanted to start with green but unfortunately the lame-o chemist didn't have it. so priceline here i come biatches. gimme some fudge

random side note: today i was so desperate to get out of the house, i went out and checked the mail (it's not just a simple ten feet, it's a good 200 metre stroll) yeah. my life is awesome.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

pictorials: 2nd edition

i probably should have broken up that intense playlist verbal vomit with some pictures.
so here are some:

the social network boys
the funny twin dude...
...and there's two of me.

james dean in rebel without a cause
i have this thing. i love looking back at people when i'm in a cinema. it's so funny to see everyone's faces all staring at the same spot. almost cult like. but it doesn't work very well when i'm in the back row :S

barney stinson; he is awesome. so freaking awesome. STINSON.
feel free to take a few breaks while reading the playlist vomit.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

epiphany

another reason why i am god:
causing epiphanies in others

rose says:
bahaha
ok maybe shoes
but how many pairs do you have atm
milly - capture the dream says:
uhh probs bout 14
but not enough heels
also the rockstar just rubbed kiwi fruit on himself
i think an attempt of seductivity
rose says:
14
!?!?!
WTF
THAT'S CRAZY
milly - capture the dream says:
?
rose says:
stop amelia
milly - capture the dream says:
but
rose says:
haha
milly - capture the dream says:
heels
rose says:
that's funny
milly - capture the dream says:
and boots
rose says:
no buts
milly - capture the dream says:
but but but
:(
heeeeellsss
how many pairs do u have them
rose says:
like 7 maybe
10
milly - capture the dream says:
WHAT
thats not enough
rose says:
i have two pairs of thongs
like four converse
adidas
nikes
flats
keds
milly - capture the dream says:
also why is it that people say a pair of underwear. cause theres only one
rose says:
volleys
ugs
that' 12 so far
milly - capture the dream says:
otay
rose says:
oh shit
i also have pixie
and heels
milly - capture the dream says:
see i dont have that many
rose says:
so 14
milly - capture the dream says:
yeah
rose says:
lol
haha
ok
milly - capture the dream says:
normal
rose says:
yeah i ahve more as well
ok normal
milly - capture the dream says:
yeah
u never answered my queston
rose says:
what was the questoin
i read it
it's cos you have two legs
notice
that anything that has two sleeves
for each of your legs
has plural
eg
pants
underwear
trackies
etc
but skirt is one
cos there is only one sleeve
for both legs
i am god
milly - capture the dream says:
but u have two arms and u dont say a pair of tshirts
rose says:
yeah
cos it goes on your torso
and you only have one torso
you get?
milly - capture the dream says:
o
ok then

warning:
too much time with me may enlighten you so much
that you will begin floating (wing guardium leviosar).
that is why one of my alter egos is peter pan (fuck tinkerbell i can go it alone)