vaykay

all the exams and switch over of grades are fast approaching.

though i don't really want one yet, in a few weeks, days, hours even, i will want a vaykay.

badly.

all the stress of life is going to smash me in the face when i'm not ready for it. and i will feel a little bit like this guy here:

(simple. he is bald. therefore too freaky, disgusting and dumb to realise that he could use his GIANT right hand.)

so, to show my desire for a long vacation, i will share with you the hottest asian man on the planet from a japanese series of the title, long vacation. i have so many childhood memories of watching this with my family, singing along to the theme song. i had no idea what it was all about. i was like four. but i sure did like the theme song.

fuck. the ultimate combination. hot asian man + asian girl + piano = epic asian extravaganza

so anyway this guy, takuya kimura, is like the most ageless, perfect, asian man. a bit on the feminine side but this is overridden by his hot buff body.

ha, he is nicknamed kimutaku.

also, he looks a lot like matthew broderick (aka ferris bueller), plus ten billion points.

should really write my essay on franz ferdinand now (no, not the band. the archduke who was assassinated by gavrilo princip, leading to world war one). desire for a vaykay now rising to the fore. oh yep. there it is.

take me out.

oh wow

"oh wow"

...i realised i say this when i'm upset. i'm not like cassie. honest.

cassie from skins. she's lovely isn't she? hyperactive and childlike. but she gets screwed over multiple times. she's in love with sid who won't love her back. she self harms and runs away cos he won't be with her. then he keeps hurting her (eg. losing his virginity to michelle instead and continuing to fuck her) until she has nothing left. they also spend a lot of time apart in different countries and that. then (thank fuck) they make up in the end. but sid is still insecure and annoying and cassie is so damaged they probably won't ever be fully happy. tragic.

how awesome is her sailor top (left). i have one that is red but the collar is smaller and it is button up. it's also a bit midriff...= slutty. so i have to wear high waisted skirts with it or something otherwise it cuts off a bit high. i couldn't find a photo of me in it...consarn it.

when i saw her wearing this (right), i was like "hey, i wear shirts with skirts like that. with flats and socks." ok, in that photo you can't really see my skirt..it is yellow with white polka dots.

how i love that flannel pattern. and also my mother.

yay for leg warmers and socks!

sid: what do you have to say to me?

cassie: i'll love you forever sid.

sid: you will?

cassie: yes. that's the problem.

ahh. so sad.

p.s. skins season one and two ftw. all the others are shit.

marriage

what is "too young to be married"?

and what marriage is "too hasty"?

my christian friends all seem to get/wanna get married between 18-22. all the parentals say "SO EARLY?!??! WHYYYYYY?" but let's take this into consideration. christian = no sex before marriage. ya get what i'm sayin'? also if they know they are gonna stay together then why not? i'm not gonna stop them. besides if it's what they wanna do right then and they are happy, sure...right...no?...yes.

buddy holly got married to a woman he'd met only a couple of days before. he got engaged to her the day they met. then on the saturday, they were united in holy matrimony in the comfort of his own home. he even wore shades like the badass he is (also, wtf is that banana peel doing on his wife's head?!??!?!):

"i do" or "i will"? "i will" sounds weird doesn't it? but then "i do" is like...yeah now you do...but what about later? plus when i get married, i will only wear the ring on my right hand (i hardly ever wear rings on my left hand cos it obstructs gee-tar playing).

and now for something completely different. a brief trip back into the past and a few hot men starred in ferris bueller's day off.

i just realised that matthew broderick looks seriously like a woman in the poster for the movie. i used to think that picture was really really really excruciatingly hot. now i am slightly weirded out. oh but fuck they are hot.

and to end, amelia on tom knight (the one she wants to marry): "tommy and i are gonna have heaps of fun on the road trip. i mean don't worry i won't be with him all the time. just knight time"

punintended.

jane is such a pain

again, i have to suffer the boring words of jane austen; the next installment being pride and prejudice.

ok i understand, she is skillful. her novels are well thought out. coming of age, developing kind characteristics, dissolving class distinctions, etc ,etc. however, has one stopped to think when they were entertained by emma at all? besides the rare moments when miss bates won't shut up, which are actually quite annoying, nothing jane austen does seems to please me.

it's tedious writing. annoying like a pretentious arty farty who just won't fuck off.

there is a particular girl i see around all the time. she will do anything to fit in with the label of "indie". i don't think she understands that by aiming to be "indie" she is becoming precisely the opposite. not independent but a sheep. baaaaaa.

but back to my original point.

jane. you are a pain.

you make me feel a la:

babyface, you've got the cutest little babyface

ahhh little richard, your lyrics started it all for me: crushes on the child stars....i know it's wrong...

i developed very unhealthy attachments to these guys....tsk tsk...i know destined to be the lonely crazy cat lady down the road

but in my defense most of these were developed in my childhood years...

so once again in no particular order here are those little babyfaced actors:

1. Thomas Brodie Sangster - 19

the kid from love actually...great as paul mcartney in nowhere boy, especially cos he learnt guitar left handed for it (as weird as the casting is...babyfaced yes...but apart from that no real resemblance there)...and generally awesome...(funny pics ahead)

2. Freddie Highmore - 18

the kid from charlie and the chocolate factory and finding neverland (is he naked in the pic from it below??!?!?! EW). got over him after there was a scandal about him impregnating the sarah bolger who plays his older sister in the spiderwick chronicles. it was sick....there are photos on the internet of them kissing a la:

3. Edward Furlong - 32

oh eddy....it all went downhill from there (there being after he played the terminator kid) poor thing.....oh well. he definitely looks satisfied in the pic below..."ooh yeeaaahhh i luuurrvvee calvin klein sooooo frigggiinnn muuucchhh"....makes for a good photo XD

4. Michael Angarano - 22

no not in sky high. yuck. i liked him in almost famous. love love love.

5. Haley Joel Osment - 22

sixth sense boy. enough said. unfortunately he is weird looking now and his sister is the sidekick of hannah montana miley cyrus butt face i drink my own piss whore (pic on the right)

6. Trevor Morgan - 23

the hot son in jurassic park three who survives on crunch bars. not surprisingly he looks pretty much exactly the same as the sixth sense boy...i sure have my type

7. Christian Bale - 36

he was in empire of the sun when he was like 10 and he gives this guy cpr for seriously ten mins chanting something about being him able to bring people back to life. it's intense

8. Sean Biggerstaff - 27

quidditch captain oliver wood in harry potter. wonderful in cashback.

9. Jake Sandvig - 23

there was one hot person in sky high (mentioned above)....he played lash. the stretchy bully...hilarious advert below:

10. Jamie Bell - 24

BILLY!!!! aye just a wee kid in billy elliot. but a roof climbing sex maniac in hallam foe

11. Liam Aiken - 20

the little boy in stepmom and a series of unfortunate events. saved the best til last. he is so adorable and hot at the same time.

that sure was a long list....i'm such a pedo