crayon vomit

ahh the feeling of freedom. on the other hand, the security of youth is slowly slipping away from me. nevertheless, with the hsc long out of the way and the results arriving in a few short days, i figure a good thing to do is to revisit my old blog.

i'm about to embark on a new project. one that i shall call project "crayon vomit", named after the converse shoes below. they say "oh look i'm conversing"

yes i own those bad boys. the pattern is a kind of tie dye looking thing but one of my friends said a couple of years ago that it looked like the throw up of a child after they had eaten crayola crayons. so what on earth am i doing and why did i choose this name? no, i'm not eating crayons and vomitting just yet.

well, the aim of this game i've devised, for one time play only and for one player; me, is to spend the next few months dying my hair, going through the colours of the rainbow and anything else that the dyes can manage. my attire so far has been nothing but a green tea towel and underwear....SUPERHERO!!!

up high

to the right

giving you the stink eye

yes it is a bit of an experiment. since my hair is very very dark brown, pretty much black. also, since i have an acute fear of baldness, i've only dyed the ends of my hair, which is really really long, so the part that my friends dyed ended up being the length of a long bob. this also ensures that if my hair gets really badly damaged by the end of the 12 or how ever many months i do this for, i can just chop it off. YAY!

so far i've done shades of brown

...red

...and purple

in other words, some fucked up versions of mauve. i'm pretty happy with the result. by the turn of the year, i'll do bright BRIGHT bright colours. which are more permanent cos the purple stuff rinsed out in a few days (i was at a beach house for schoolies) and turned into a mauvey thing

i wanted to start with green but unfortunately the lame-o chemist didn't have it. so priceline here i come biatches. gimme some fudge

random side note: today i was so desperate to get out of the house, i went out and checked the mail (it's not just a simple ten feet, it's a good 200 metre stroll) yeah. my life is awesome.

foe-tography

i quite like photos. even bad ones.

it's amazing that you can instantly obtain part of what you can see into a shiny bit of cardboardy stuff. and polaroids are another wonder altogether.

photos on the covers of magazines.

rolling stone always manages to have good ones. i like in the glee cast pictures that they show what their character is like. notice mr schue undoing frog eye lady's dress while his wife terry is looking at herself in the mirror. she is also dressed like a fifties housewife; wanting everything to be perfect. also, i swear to god the person that plays rachel berry is always just looking for an excuse to be a whore. she has nine tatts. intense.

they also did a similar cover for friends:

oh how i love sailor outfits. the hat and the collar = nautical hotness.

even the ugliest loser would look cool. maybe not doable. but at least cool.

future sailors...ah yeah. go the mighty boosh.

photos of the sticker variety.

i also love sticker photos. best friends, friends, family. they are super swell fun.

i think this is my favourite sticker photos sesh so far. not cos of how i look. but cos my family is awesome. we took this after watching billy elliot the musical. go asians.

photos of hot people.

dhani harrison totallylookslike.com george harrison? WHAAA? no way? must have something to do with the fact that they are son and father??!?!

oooo...purple hair!

oooooo....glasses! (p.s. oh ringo. you're so random)

oooooooooo...chocolate milkshake!

photos of the vintage kind.

the beatles. excellent monty python like humour. amazing music. good movies. hot to look at. awesome clothes. these four people combined could satisfy me for the rest of my life.

photos of the most epic costume in the world.

at my educational institute in which i lead, teach and learn. one girl had the most epic costume the world has ever witnessed on "harry potter" day. it made my life.

(in case your epic-o-meter is not functioning properly, i am talking about voldy on the right)

photos of the unknown variety.

i have no idea where this picture is from. but when i saw it, i saved it. cos it's amazing. it just looks cool. i like the purple stripe thing.

so photos: friend or foe?

i vote friend.