another reason why i am god:
causing epiphanies in others
rose says:
 bahaha
 ok maybe shoes
 but how many pairs do you have atm
milly - capture the dream says:
 uhh probs bout 14
 but not enough heels
 also the rockstar just rubbed kiwi fruit on himself
 i think an attempt of seductivity
rose says:
 14
 !?!?!
 WTF
 THAT'S CRAZY
milly - capture the dream says:
 ?
rose says:
 stop amelia
milly - capture the dream says:
 but
rose says:
 haha
milly - capture the dream says:
 heels
rose says:
 that's funny
milly - capture the dream says:
 and boots
rose says:
 no buts
milly - capture the dream says:
 but but but
  :(
 heeeeellsss
 how many pairs do u have them
rose says:
 like 7 maybe
 10
milly - capture the dream says:
 WHAT
 thats not enough
rose says:
 i have two pairs of thongs
 like four converse
 adidas
 nikes
 flats
 keds
milly - capture the dream says:
 also why is it that people say a pair of underwear. cause theres only one
rose says:
 volleys
 ugs
 that' 12 so far
milly - capture the dream says:
 otay
rose says:
 oh shit
 i also have pixie
 and heels
milly - capture the dream says:
 see i dont have that many
rose says:
 so 14
milly - capture the dream says:
 yeah
rose says:
 lol
 haha
 ok
milly - capture the dream says:
 normal
rose says:
 yeah i ahve more as well
 ok normal
milly - capture the dream says:
 yeah
 u never answered my queston
rose says:
 what was the questoin
 i read it
 it's cos you have two legs
 notice
 that anything that has two sleeves
 for each of your legs
 has plural
 eg
 pants
 underwear
 trackies
 etc
 but skirt is one
 cos there is only one sleeve
 for both legs
 i am god
milly - capture the dream says:
 but u have two arms and u dont say a pair of tshirts
rose says:
 yeah
 cos it goes on your torso
 and you only have one torso
 you get?
milly - capture the dream says:
 o 
 ok then
warning:
too much time with me may enlighten you so much
that you will begin floating (wing guardium leviosar).
that is why one of my alter egos is peter pan (fuck tinkerbell i can go it alone)
 

 
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