Saturday, September 4, 2010

epiphany

another reason why i am god:
causing epiphanies in others

rose says:
bahaha
ok maybe shoes
but how many pairs do you have atm
milly - capture the dream says:
uhh probs bout 14
but not enough heels
also the rockstar just rubbed kiwi fruit on himself
i think an attempt of seductivity
rose says:
14
!?!?!
WTF
THAT'S CRAZY
milly - capture the dream says:
?
rose says:
stop amelia
milly - capture the dream says:
but
rose says:
haha
milly - capture the dream says:
heels
rose says:
that's funny
milly - capture the dream says:
and boots
rose says:
no buts
milly - capture the dream says:
but but but
:(
heeeeellsss
how many pairs do u have them
rose says:
like 7 maybe
10
milly - capture the dream says:
WHAT
thats not enough
rose says:
i have two pairs of thongs
like four converse
adidas
nikes
flats
keds
milly - capture the dream says:
also why is it that people say a pair of underwear. cause theres only one
rose says:
volleys
ugs
that' 12 so far
milly - capture the dream says:
otay
rose says:
oh shit
i also have pixie
and heels
milly - capture the dream says:
see i dont have that many
rose says:
so 14
milly - capture the dream says:
yeah
rose says:
lol
haha
ok
milly - capture the dream says:
normal
rose says:
yeah i ahve more as well
ok normal
milly - capture the dream says:
yeah
u never answered my queston
rose says:
what was the questoin
i read it
it's cos you have two legs
notice
that anything that has two sleeves
for each of your legs
has plural
eg
pants
underwear
trackies
etc
but skirt is one
cos there is only one sleeve
for both legs
i am god
milly - capture the dream says:
but u have two arms and u dont say a pair of tshirts
rose says:
yeah
cos it goes on your torso
and you only have one torso
you get?
milly - capture the dream says:
o
ok then

warning:
too much time with me may enlighten you so much
that you will begin floating (wing guardium leviosar).
that is why one of my alter egos is peter pan (fuck tinkerbell i can go it alone)

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