burberry

i actually quite like burberry. it's a young person's label now. they have good models. good music in their campaigns. and the burberry pattern is just so awesome.

my parents like burberry. they had matching burberry scarves when they were young teenagers or something, at least i think that's the story....but they have new ones now...so yeah, i like burberry too. they are so pretty. i think my mum and dad have a grey and a brown one.

i wore burberry weekend (it's a fragrance) everyday to work experience a couple of years ago. it had those journalists swooning. and the bottle is still around. it lasts ages. the other cadets thought i was a bit haughty though. "ooo look at me, i'm wearing burberry weekend"...yeah well you motherfuckers were the ones that recognised the scent so go drink some off milk. just cos it made me orgasm every five seconds, you bitches was just jealous.

the hot male models. god. actors, musicians and models come fuck me now.

alex pettyfer from stormbreaker is almost unrecognisable on the right.

and the guy in the middle is in a really cool band + his leg spread = nuff said.

i have this picture on a postcard advertisement sitting on top of my guitar amp 24/7. so hot.

and they are famous for jackets. and yes, i have a crazy thing for jackets. i always dress in layers so that when it gets hot i can take layer by layer off and leave them everywhere in the house. it's so fun.

but yeah, emma watson is fucking ace. i would tap her - easy access. so long as she still has hair. but right now she's practically bald. and i want that hair long. that purple jacket is also fugly. her brother is so hot (on the left). plus alex is a cool name. a very cool name indeed. for men.

here's a random photo amelia sent me

here's something pretty funny

here's the funniest thing ever.

as long as you've seen csi miami, you'll be on the floor soon in hysterics. ever seen that comedy sketch show where they show the actor of horatio (see below) like live his normal life and he is always still wearing the same damn sunnies and suit? the funniest part is when he's wearing the sunnies in the shower.

classic.

"it's not a suicide..." *puts sunnies on* "...it's a homicide"

POKE-EEEEE-MON

oh look! a poke-E-mon trainer....quick quick...i gotta get my poke-E-mon ready for battle!

ok. so i can't go a week without singing the pokemon theme song at least three times in quiet places during my frees. eg. the library, study sessions in quads, a funeral.

but come on. it's pokemon. pokemon.

ash is so hot. his husky ten year old voice is to die for. if i could do any cartoon....well he would be up there with a few others.

his first outfit is definitely the best. the best hat. the green gloves. 80's style jeans and sneakers. that awesome blue and white shirt thing and a green backpack. he can handle my pokeballs. fuck. me. now.

but yeah, with the outfit changes and all, hopefully this doesn't happen...

my favourite pokemon growing up were squirtle:

bulbasaur (this is so wrong. beastiality = not cool):

and charmander:

pikachu was to be added later...much later...roughly one month ago upon reviewing the first episode. he is actually the cutest thing ever. look at him in ash's hat...naaawwww

google chrome = da best. seriously, it's so fast. like grease lightning. and i actually did think of a pokeball the first time i used it.

has anyone else noticed that jiggypuff's face is also its body. kind of reminds me of that octopus thing on the mighty boosh

remember how we all got those "who's that pokemon?" things so easily? well chuck norris beat the system.

togepi is so cute as well.....all constipated like

there's also something very appealing about gary oak's arrogance and crazy asian hair...

this is great. that guy is not though. fat = gross

this is a tshirt. when my friend sent it to me, i almost cried

please don't touch my poke-E-mon

nerdtastic

this guy appeared on my computer screen.

he was lying on a table in a suggestive position, throwing mega floppy disk things towards me like frisbees.

this guy is kind of seedily hot.

hang on a second...

that looks like bill gates

wait a minute...

IT IS BILL GATES!!!!!

what the fuck is going on?!?!? oh how i love bags under the eyes.

he's like macaulay culkin. oh god what the fuck.

oh bill, you're so badass

and buddy holly's rayban like huge glasses with that crooked smile

i won't taint this with what he looks like now...but he is still worth 54 billion dollars....

steve jobs, the apple dude.

I HATE APPLE.

APPLE SUCKS BIG DICKS.

in fact i write these slogans on the two apple stickers that came with my ipod, which i had for two months before i reluctantly started to use it. my sister gave it to me for my birthday. and my other sister bought an ipod for me ages ago, it was even my favourite colour; green, but i rejected it.

i won't bite that apple unless it's poisoned. so i can die and not have to use another apple product again. no wonder he is only worth 6 billion, a ninth of what bill is worth.

especially next to that troll, bill gates looks heavenly.

what a mindfuck. bill gates now is like. whoa god wtf happened.

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

WHAAAA???

ok so my friend nicole sent me this awesome link to killmydaynow.com and i saw some of the funniest shit i've seen in a while

i go for the chicago bulls cos my cousin did, and i practically worshipped him until i was like four.

that better be a comic book mr. roboto

i don't know if hoboken is quite close enough to hadouken...but that silhouette is pretty awesome and any street fighters reference = win

james deeeeean. fuck me nooooow. holy shit, rebel without a cause is the coolest, simplest, awesomest movie ever. it's like the play medea, but hotter and not as fucked up. i just like how they both only cover one day. like the whole story is only one day

oh and fry from futurama is hot and likes the green day album dookie (the poster on the wall is the album cover, yes it was even smaller than that when i discovered it, i'm a god)

MINDFUCK

this is so good. and the dad is awesome

those penny snatching cheapskate scumbags at nintendo

the caption is so good

conan o'brien is a freaking legend

did you know that he used to write scripts for the simpsons? yeah that's why he was on it. on the best. episode. ever. the i didn't do it boy episode. win. the best performance of your life? the BEST performance of my life. best.

bart trying to be all suave like

conan shutting him down. "just say the line"

"stop dancing. only i may dance"

they even got pokemon

i will never look at dugtrio or diglett the same ever again. how fucked up.

seriously, pokemon will never be the same. i want ash :(

and the piece de resistance:

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK

emma watson looks like such a man in this picture. how very disappointing.

pro: crastination - 2nd edition

so i am actually studying for a maths test.

for the second time in my life.

and i feel like shit. it's not making any of the information seem more familiar.

luckily for me, i always score a 100% out of my ass.

so a blog for all you pestering study fiends out there:

procrastination: the best. video. ever.

"then i made myself an omelette"

".....so i could get my stuff done"

you know what's crazy. at the educational institution in which i am the most badass person around (fucking rose chan. nuff said), we do this thing called study skills in year 12. better known to me, as death. and one of the sessions was on tackling procrastination. then i go "oh wow, there's this really funny and cool cartoon of that on youtube"

then half an hour later, the teacher of death proceeds to go on youtube. and play the video i was talking about. fucking lunatics trying to teach me with stuff i already found on my own accord several months ago. you call that an education? and i fucking hate how that particular one always follows lesson plans that others have written for her/she found on the net and is like ".....that's not the answer i have on my sheet". idiot.

no wonder i am sitting here right now, not doing my maths past papers and typing this instead.

INSPECTOR REX!!!

...because i can

my friends are seeing harry potter on friday night. yeah the first part of the last one.

i'm going as cho chang y'all.

so i'll need to re-cut my fringe.

yes please end. you are so boring and gay.

so yeah my brain is pretty much fried.

i had two tests today that i totally didn't prepare for/didn't know about.

am i head girl?

well i keep getting pretty good marks. like 95 and above for everything.

so something must be working.