EUROVISION!

so i am thoroughly entertained by eurovision more so this year than any other year.

firstly, germany's lena is definitely the worthy winner. i loved her performance and bjork-like accent. probably wouldn't be friends with her in real life cos i would kill her from annoyance but nevertheless, surprisingly good. watch it: super catchy.

then, i shall say, it is very sad for spain. that dickhead that jumped onto the stage and sabotaged their performance should be penalised. you could tell the singer was passionate about making a fool of himself. let him do it in peace i say! (you can see the disappointment on the front clown's face...urgh i hate clowns...and pink is such a sissy colour)

turkey. how could you? the song was alright. but the way you defaced my beloved red tyrannosaurus rex power rangers helmet was not on. and you also put it on a girl? a stupid blonde bimbo dancer no less? spray painting it silver and adding other shitty robot gadgets wasn't enough for you? and all those flashing lights surely gave someone an epileptic fit. watch it here.

next up, and this is truly the highlight: milan stankovic of serbia. he sure did stank. very much so. imitation asian woman, tank top wearing, staightened with ghd blonde hair sporting freak. no words can describe this atrocity to justice. i shall leave links and pics. (he needs a woman to make him look manly)

outraged asian fans complaining about the way he copies the asian style:

funny arguments

milan's stupid (gay, asian lady wannabe) reply

and the piece de resistance. the actual clip of his performance