fuck austen

get off my computer

you vile bitch

jane is such a pain

again, i have to suffer the boring words of jane austen; the next installment being pride and prejudice.

ok i understand, she is skillful. her novels are well thought out. coming of age, developing kind characteristics, dissolving class distinctions, etc ,etc. however, has one stopped to think when they were entertained by emma at all? besides the rare moments when miss bates won't shut up, which are actually quite annoying, nothing jane austen does seems to please me.

it's tedious writing. annoying like a pretentious arty farty who just won't fuck off.

there is a particular girl i see around all the time. she will do anything to fit in with the label of "indie". i don't think she understands that by aiming to be "indie" she is becoming precisely the opposite. not independent but a sheep. baaaaaa.

but back to my original point.

jane. you are a pain.

you make me feel a la:

but back to the arts

hot men...leave the page now.

enter jane austen. yes...i went there.

now that you are here austen, i finally have the chance to tell you what i think of you.

you. are. boring. me. out. of. my. mind.

i am currently reading emma.

humour, rhetorical balance, satire....whatever. i see that your work is classic, cleverly weaved and symmetrical in writing. but, you repeat the same thing about a million times on one page.

exhibit A: "No, indeed - we are not at all in a bad air. Our part of London is so very superior to most others! - You must not confound us with London in general, my dear sir. The neighbourhood of Brunswick Square is very different from almost all the rest. We are so very airy! I should be unwilling, I own, to live in any other part of the town; - there is hardly any other that i could be satisfied to have my children in: - but we are so remarkably airy! - Mr Wingfield thinks the vicinity of Brunswick Square decidedly the most favourable as to air."

oh really isabella woodhouse? is that what your doctor thinks? i wouldn't have guessed it or believed you unless you said it ten thousand times...so lucky you did huh?! you are just as annoying as your stupid sister emma.

pedantic writing...is a pet hate of mine. so...as i have finished your book, as soon as i am done with studying you...i will discard your book to sleep with the fishes and never touch it again.

but then again, i have never re-read a book ever.