bored

so everyone is bored. and sick of reading the same stuff over and over.

so i have to blog again. woot.

but i still have two assessments. so i'm just so nice for doing this.

i'm going to say so one more time.

pulp is a great english band who shall be loved by all. everyone knows common people.

ever since i saw it on rage i was like.....mmm they have sweet sounds. and i think radiohead got their fake plastic trees "person in shopping trolley" video inspiration from it. anything that radiohead likes must be good.

the shout out louds. another swedish thing i like. although baldy is not one to look at. the main singer (holding the hat) looks crazy like jason schwartzman (gideon off scott pilgrim or the king in marie antoinette)

this is the guitarist chick from the teenagers. when i play guitar, i look like this, bored and perfectly badass.

here's a good movie: shine

it's about a musical prodigy who just fucked up really bad in the end. it has geoffrey rush as the main actor. it's really very good.

here's a hot person from a movie. tom felton. "give it here malfoy"...your dick that is.

god i would tap that. multiple times.

i want this

it's so ikea

ok i should really study some more

burberry

i actually quite like burberry. it's a young person's label now. they have good models. good music in their campaigns. and the burberry pattern is just so awesome.

my parents like burberry. they had matching burberry scarves when they were young teenagers or something, at least i think that's the story....but they have new ones now...so yeah, i like burberry too. they are so pretty. i think my mum and dad have a grey and a brown one.

i wore burberry weekend (it's a fragrance) everyday to work experience a couple of years ago. it had those journalists swooning. and the bottle is still around. it lasts ages. the other cadets thought i was a bit haughty though. "ooo look at me, i'm wearing burberry weekend"...yeah well you motherfuckers were the ones that recognised the scent so go drink some off milk. just cos it made me orgasm every five seconds, you bitches was just jealous.

the hot male models. god. actors, musicians and models come fuck me now.

alex pettyfer from stormbreaker is almost unrecognisable on the right.

and the guy in the middle is in a really cool band + his leg spread = nuff said.

i have this picture on a postcard advertisement sitting on top of my guitar amp 24/7. so hot.

and they are famous for jackets. and yes, i have a crazy thing for jackets. i always dress in layers so that when it gets hot i can take layer by layer off and leave them everywhere in the house. it's so fun.

but yeah, emma watson is fucking ace. i would tap her - easy access. so long as she still has hair. but right now she's practically bald. and i want that hair long. that purple jacket is also fugly. her brother is so hot (on the left). plus alex is a cool name. a very cool name indeed. for men.

here's a random photo amelia sent me

here's something pretty funny

here's the funniest thing ever.

as long as you've seen csi miami, you'll be on the floor soon in hysterics. ever seen that comedy sketch show where they show the actor of horatio (see below) like live his normal life and he is always still wearing the same damn sunnies and suit? the funniest part is when he's wearing the sunnies in the shower.

classic.

"it's not a suicide..." *puts sunnies on* "...it's a homicide"

WHAAAA???

ok so my friend nicole sent me this awesome link to killmydaynow.com and i saw some of the funniest shit i've seen in a while

i go for the chicago bulls cos my cousin did, and i practically worshipped him until i was like four.

that better be a comic book mr. roboto

i don't know if hoboken is quite close enough to hadouken...but that silhouette is pretty awesome and any street fighters reference = win

james deeeeean. fuck me nooooow. holy shit, rebel without a cause is the coolest, simplest, awesomest movie ever. it's like the play medea, but hotter and not as fucked up. i just like how they both only cover one day. like the whole story is only one day

oh and fry from futurama is hot and likes the green day album dookie (the poster on the wall is the album cover, yes it was even smaller than that when i discovered it, i'm a god)

MINDFUCK

this is so good. and the dad is awesome

those penny snatching cheapskate scumbags at nintendo

the caption is so good

conan o'brien is a freaking legend

did you know that he used to write scripts for the simpsons? yeah that's why he was on it. on the best. episode. ever. the i didn't do it boy episode. win. the best performance of your life? the BEST performance of my life. best.

bart trying to be all suave like

conan shutting him down. "just say the line"

"stop dancing. only i may dance"

they even got pokemon

i will never look at dugtrio or diglett the same ever again. how fucked up.

seriously, pokemon will never be the same. i want ash :(

and the piece de resistance:

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK

emma watson looks like such a man in this picture. how very disappointing.

pro: crastination - 2nd edition

so i am actually studying for a maths test.

for the second time in my life.

and i feel like shit. it's not making any of the information seem more familiar.

luckily for me, i always score a 100% out of my ass.

so a blog for all you pestering study fiends out there:

procrastination: the best. video. ever.

"then i made myself an omelette"

".....so i could get my stuff done"

you know what's crazy. at the educational institution in which i am the most badass person around (fucking rose chan. nuff said), we do this thing called study skills in year 12. better known to me, as death. and one of the sessions was on tackling procrastination. then i go "oh wow, there's this really funny and cool cartoon of that on youtube"

then half an hour later, the teacher of death proceeds to go on youtube. and play the video i was talking about. fucking lunatics trying to teach me with stuff i already found on my own accord several months ago. you call that an education? and i fucking hate how that particular one always follows lesson plans that others have written for her/she found on the net and is like ".....that's not the answer i have on my sheet". idiot.

no wonder i am sitting here right now, not doing my maths past papers and typing this instead.

INSPECTOR REX!!!

...because i can

my friends are seeing harry potter on friday night. yeah the first part of the last one.

i'm going as cho chang y'all.

so i'll need to re-cut my fringe.

yes please end. you are so boring and gay.

so yeah my brain is pretty much fried.

i had two tests today that i totally didn't prepare for/didn't know about.

am i head girl?

well i keep getting pretty good marks. like 95 and above for everything.

so something must be working.

totallylookslike.com

sure this website looks shit.

and the colour scheme is something you'd find on a parenting site (baby green, beige, white, that sort of thing).

but some of the look-alikes are actually gold.

and i couldn't be bothered to find something better to blog about.

i went on this last week. (last last week? i'm not sure. a while ago now anyway) and compiled my favourites from that night.

then never returned to the site....but i probs will when i'm super bored or something.

this one isn't gold though. the guy on the left is in smallville (go superman). and the guy on the right is in xmen and animorphs (the less awesome fucked up animal version of power rangers). why do they look alike? cos they are identical twins. no shit sherlock.

simpsons + batman = i pay attention.

star trek + the kid in hearts in atlantis turned russian = i pay attention + wtf

onion + teenage mutant ninja turtles = HOLY CRAP...wtf....AWESOME!

when i look at emma stone i feel cheated. she is like 96% hot. and 4% damn you why can't you be just that little bit hotter. lisp + weird lips = dealbreaker. but she is dtf. oh and melinda clarke is seriously exactly the same as her. they are both seedy and old acting/sounding.

but superbad + oc = teenage orgasm.

malcolm in the middle + how i met your mother = barney stinson. barney stinson. he is awesome. fucking awesome.

another picture = so fucking awesome. oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh awesome. he is awesome. barney stinson. AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWEEESSSOOOOOOME.

watch his video resume if you haven't yet and are a bit wtf on the lyrics.

plus it's neil patrick harris. nuff said.

cute + funny = YAY! where's the celebratory fairy floss?

i made a speech at my educational institution in a formal assembly accepting head girl (i receive and give good head) in front of everyone. parents, teachers, students, janitors, hobos. and referred to myself as obama, but oriental. i had to stop the applause afterwards. it was ridiculous.

making fun of weird people + futurama = XD

this is actually frickin hilarious. especially post-deception. such a juxtaposition to the seriousness of the movie. and the whole time i never picked up on how ridiculous leonardo looked. probs cos i was checking out joseph gordon levitt. oh god....mm

mario + pokemon = i think i just died.

the beatles + harry potter = why the fuck did they have to decrease the coolness of the beatles.

however, jenna likes harry potter, so i will tolerate it.

the beatles are so hot. this picture is from their movie "a hard day's night" when they are on a train. and this old guy annoys them. so they annoy him back. it's really great. cos they are like "hey mister, can we have our ball back?" and keep knocking on his door. then suddenly they are running alongside the train outside, knocking on his window and screaming "hey mister". it's so screwed up and random. i love it.

laugh out loud moment. ahhh george.