cera in my pants

everytime i watch a movie with michael cera in it, the following four months consist of me google imaging him at every chance i get. which is pretty much whenever i am on the computer. which is pretty much 24/7.

haha. hahahahaha. ha. hahaha. haha. hahahahah. ha. ha. haha. i promise i'm not drinking still.

red carpet cera:

(awesome green pants and hot tie)

toupee cera:

wacky cera:

(backpack and weird science goggles with permanent marker intials writing on oversized nose? where have i seen that red jacket/shirt before? oh yeah. my hero)

casual cera:

(even just a plain top with a few wacky stripes is cool. as long as it doesn't say hot chilli or piping hot or some other gay thing on it)

writing cera:

(BOMBARDMENT)

flo-rida cera:

late night talk show cera:

wii cera:

bird cera

not cera

time for another arch of the bow.

drunken treasures

i'm still here (not)

scott pilgrim fan video: part one

scott pilgrim fan video: part two

the guys are greasy, fat and gross. but the director is damn hot. yeah i went on their channel and website. and the references and coolness is just awesome.

if only the actors were hotter.

michael cera where are you.

geeky chic

masters of:

buddy holly. (nerd of rock 'n' roll)

graham coxon. (blur. coffee and tv video clip. cute milk dude. nuff said)

jon heder. (napoleon dynamite. helmet hair. fluent in japanese)

rivers cuomo. (yes that is a weezer snuggie)

christopher gorham.

charlieissocoollike aka charliiiiiieeeee mcdonnell. (from the internets)

check out that girl in the right bottom corner having a heart attack: "I FOUND CHARLIEISSOCOOLLIKE!!!"

hexachordal aka tom firely aka tom milsom. (from my sex lair)

tom milsom and charlie mcdonnell together. (they have a internet band together called sons of admirals. haven't checked them out. only their individual solo stuff. i quite like tom milsom)

and michael cera.

(ok i admit it. this whole thing was a sham to lead up to another excuse to put michael cera all over this space. the scott pilgrim post is at the bottom of the page...and it'll go away sooooon)

i'm pretty sure i nudged jenna a little too hard in the cinema when the little scott pilgrim head appeared. and i was like "oh my god. he's gonna say he's gonna get a life and grab the head". and sure enough that's exactly what happened.

michael cera's whole wardrobe is quite similar. BUT FUCKING ACE. a man who can mix and match well is a man with a ticket into my pants.

which leads me to the awesome shirts in scott pilgrim

(the red one with the guitar is shown above):

four and a half

match pik usa

weird circle thing

plumtree (it's a band)

W.W polo shirt (wallace wells - the gay roommate)

scott and ramona's matching outfits:

collars, pockets and ringed shirts.

ok there wasn't many shots of them together during the final fight. but scott is wearing a green shirt with a heart on it that says SP inside. it's actually a smashing pumpkins band shirt. but obviously it's significant cos SP = scott pilgrim and he is fighting for love etc etc. and ramona's hair is green. (also, check out the gaming stats on the bottom of the screen...sex)

pixel skull

i'm pretty sure they were aiming to make this shot as yellow as possible

nerdfighters are go.

totallylookslike.com

sure this website looks shit.

and the colour scheme is something you'd find on a parenting site (baby green, beige, white, that sort of thing).

but some of the look-alikes are actually gold.

and i couldn't be bothered to find something better to blog about.

i went on this last week. (last last week? i'm not sure. a while ago now anyway) and compiled my favourites from that night.

then never returned to the site....but i probs will when i'm super bored or something.

this one isn't gold though. the guy on the left is in smallville (go superman). and the guy on the right is in xmen and animorphs (the less awesome fucked up animal version of power rangers). why do they look alike? cos they are identical twins. no shit sherlock.

simpsons + batman = i pay attention.

star trek + the kid in hearts in atlantis turned russian = i pay attention + wtf

onion + teenage mutant ninja turtles = HOLY CRAP...wtf....AWESOME!

when i look at emma stone i feel cheated. she is like 96% hot. and 4% damn you why can't you be just that little bit hotter. lisp + weird lips = dealbreaker. but she is dtf. oh and melinda clarke is seriously exactly the same as her. they are both seedy and old acting/sounding.

but superbad + oc = teenage orgasm.

malcolm in the middle + how i met your mother = barney stinson. barney stinson. he is awesome. fucking awesome.

another picture = so fucking awesome. oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh awesome. he is awesome. barney stinson. AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWEEESSSOOOOOOME.

watch his video resume if you haven't yet and are a bit wtf on the lyrics.

plus it's neil patrick harris. nuff said.

cute + funny = YAY! where's the celebratory fairy floss?

i made a speech at my educational institution in a formal assembly accepting head girl (i receive and give good head) in front of everyone. parents, teachers, students, janitors, hobos. and referred to myself as obama, but oriental. i had to stop the applause afterwards. it was ridiculous.

making fun of weird people + futurama = XD

this is actually frickin hilarious. especially post-deception. such a juxtaposition to the seriousness of the movie. and the whole time i never picked up on how ridiculous leonardo looked. probs cos i was checking out joseph gordon levitt. oh god....mm

mario + pokemon = i think i just died.

the beatles + harry potter = why the fuck did they have to decrease the coolness of the beatles.

however, jenna likes harry potter, so i will tolerate it.

the beatles are so hot. this picture is from their movie "a hard day's night" when they are on a train. and this old guy annoys them. so they annoy him back. it's really great. cos they are like "hey mister, can we have our ball back?" and keep knocking on his door. then suddenly they are running alongside the train outside, knocking on his window and screaming "hey mister". it's so screwed up and random. i love it.

laugh out loud moment. ahhh george.