pro: crastination - 2nd edition

so i am actually studying for a maths test.

for the second time in my life.

and i feel like shit. it's not making any of the information seem more familiar.

luckily for me, i always score a 100% out of my ass.

so a blog for all you pestering study fiends out there:

procrastination: the best. video. ever.

"then i made myself an omelette"

".....so i could get my stuff done"

you know what's crazy. at the educational institution in which i am the most badass person around (fucking rose chan. nuff said), we do this thing called study skills in year 12. better known to me, as death. and one of the sessions was on tackling procrastination. then i go "oh wow, there's this really funny and cool cartoon of that on youtube"

then half an hour later, the teacher of death proceeds to go on youtube. and play the video i was talking about. fucking lunatics trying to teach me with stuff i already found on my own accord several months ago. you call that an education? and i fucking hate how that particular one always follows lesson plans that others have written for her/she found on the net and is like ".....that's not the answer i have on my sheet". idiot.

no wonder i am sitting here right now, not doing my maths past papers and typing this instead.

INSPECTOR REX!!!

...because i can

my friends are seeing harry potter on friday night. yeah the first part of the last one.

i'm going as cho chang y'all.

so i'll need to re-cut my fringe.

yes please end. you are so boring and gay.

so yeah my brain is pretty much fried.

i had two tests today that i totally didn't prepare for/didn't know about.

am i head girl?

well i keep getting pretty good marks. like 95 and above for everything.

so something must be working.

i'm under house confinement

and it's not fun at all.

to entertain myself, i am looking through my compiled pictures of things that interest me:

behind chuck norris' beard, there isn't a chin, just another fist.

lovely.

ok you might not be a green day nut like me. but behind fry, that is the album art for dookie, green day's third album released in 1994. yes, it is part of my ridiculous over a thousand dollar green day collection.

the greatest show ever. inspector rex. or to purist fans like myself: kommissar rex. i want a german sheperd so i can call him inspector rex. all those ham rolls. the fat guy. the ugly guy. and the hot guy. this guy was my favourite inspector, kommissar brandtner i think he was called. but the main "hot" one kept changing actors and names.

napoleon dynamite. enough said.

blades of glory. no exaggeration the most quotable movie ever made. along with mean girls. but i like this one better. my friend and i have a wall post on fb quoting the whole movie from start to finish. yes, i am a god. we aren't done, but hopefully it'll be done by the end of the month....these few months....the year.

yeah i'm bored.