vaykay

all the exams and switch over of grades are fast approaching.

though i don't really want one yet, in a few weeks, days, hours even, i will want a vaykay.

badly.

all the stress of life is going to smash me in the face when i'm not ready for it. and i will feel a little bit like this guy here:

(simple. he is bald. therefore too freaky, disgusting and dumb to realise that he could use his GIANT right hand.)

so, to show my desire for a long vacation, i will share with you the hottest asian man on the planet from a japanese series of the title, long vacation. i have so many childhood memories of watching this with my family, singing along to the theme song. i had no idea what it was all about. i was like four. but i sure did like the theme song.

fuck. the ultimate combination. hot asian man + asian girl + piano = epic asian extravaganza

so anyway this guy, takuya kimura, is like the most ageless, perfect, asian man. a bit on the feminine side but this is overridden by his hot buff body.

ha, he is nicknamed kimutaku.

also, he looks a lot like matthew broderick (aka ferris bueller), plus ten billion points.

should really write my essay on franz ferdinand now (no, not the band. the archduke who was assassinated by gavrilo princip, leading to world war one). desire for a vaykay now rising to the fore. oh yep. there it is.

take me out.

marriage

what is "too young to be married"?

and what marriage is "too hasty"?

my christian friends all seem to get/wanna get married between 18-22. all the parentals say "SO EARLY?!??! WHYYYYYY?" but let's take this into consideration. christian = no sex before marriage. ya get what i'm sayin'? also if they know they are gonna stay together then why not? i'm not gonna stop them. besides if it's what they wanna do right then and they are happy, sure...right...no?...yes.

buddy holly got married to a woman he'd met only a couple of days before. he got engaged to her the day they met. then on the saturday, they were united in holy matrimony in the comfort of his own home. he even wore shades like the badass he is (also, wtf is that banana peel doing on his wife's head?!??!?!):

"i do" or "i will"? "i will" sounds weird doesn't it? but then "i do" is like...yeah now you do...but what about later? plus when i get married, i will only wear the ring on my right hand (i hardly ever wear rings on my left hand cos it obstructs gee-tar playing).

and now for something completely different. a brief trip back into the past and a few hot men starred in ferris bueller's day off.

i just realised that matthew broderick looks seriously like a woman in the poster for the movie. i used to think that picture was really really really excruciatingly hot. now i am slightly weirded out. oh but fuck they are hot.

and to end, amelia on tom knight (the one she wants to marry): "tommy and i are gonna have heaps of fun on the road trip. i mean don't worry i won't be with him all the time. just knight time"

punintended.